Yo' Mama Jokes!!!

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World. Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater. Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles! Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton! Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch. Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman. Your mama's so old that we looked her up in the yearbook, we found Jesus! Your mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in 3rd grade Your mama's so old, Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo momma's so old, her birth-certificate expired. Yo momma's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo momma's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook. Yo momma's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper. Yo momma's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo momma's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number. Yo momma's so old, when she was in school there was no history class. Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials Yo momma's so fat, the whale from Free Willy freed her Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please" Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water. Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan. Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out. Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop. Yo momma's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling. Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!" Yo momma's so fat, when she farts the whole planet came out. Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex. Yo momma's so fat, we're inside her right now. Yo momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck. Yo momma's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her. Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet. Yo momma's so fat, if she were an aeroplane, she'd be a jumbo jet. Yo momma's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out. Yo momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation. Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts. Yo momma's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees. Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.