“Saint of Stupidity”

Dr. Rohaya Mohamed woke up one morning, fell, hit her head and had a light bulb moment!
“I know! Let’s reduce women as sex objects. I’ll start a club where wives are functioned to serve their husbands like high- class prostitutes to keep their husbands from going astray. Hell, I’ll even throw in a class or two, just for kicks!  I hereby nominate myself as the Saint..errrr….. I mean Vice President of the Obedient Wives Club!”
And yes, a Reminder : Call the press and announce it in the news!
 I nearly fell off my chair after reading what I could only describe as sickening and downright degrading and thoughtless proclamation by a so called intellect, a wife, a mother. And for her to exploit the term “high class prostitutes” (yes, you heard me right!) to describe a wife’s duty in a marriage makes the sexual liaison between husband and wife sound filthy and grotesque! Equating a wife to a high class hooker demeans the wife to being a mere sex object and sex slave!  Sex or the act itself should be a mutual consent by hubby and spouse. Reducing her to perform revolting sexual acts without her consent tantamount to RAPE! So, what fuck is this blabbering idiot trying to prove?

This jabbering buffoon doesn’t know her facts from Adam. Doesn’t have the slightest inkling as to what a marriage is really about. Calling on wives to don a whorish outfit and play call girl to pleasure their husbands ego in the bedroom and fulfill her husband’s sexual perversions is the thinking a typical chauvinist pig. This insensitive statement is clearly coming from a dejected female “intellectual” clearly speaking from her lack of indulgence as to what a marriage is based on. It is appalling to know how she knows how a high class prostitute behaves in bed. She must have caught her husband screwing a hooker’s brains out, coerced her into a threesome, and after sessions of S&M exploits later, decides that she should be a messiah for women’s rights the world over and disgrace her own kind.

Has she ever had the forethought that marriage is more than just shagging your spouse’s brains out till kingdom comes? That sex and sex alone defines a happy marriage? Marriage breaks down for a tonne of inexplicable reasons. It could be financial issues, sexual affairs, betrayal, emotional issues or lack of trust that brings about a communication breakdown, which then causes a lack of intimacy between husband and wife. It could be a husband’s dissatisfaction for having a nagging wife, or perhaps a wife who has not cooked since the 90’s.  Yes, when you’re dating, your partner is likened to a bed of roses, perfect in every way but after your wagon gets hitched to his donkey, your flaw in which he thought was such a little charmer before starts becoming more apparent and finally, discord sets in. Sex is the last factor in the equation, my dear Rohaya. No matter how “pretzel-like” a wife is in the sack, it would not stop the husband from straying if cheating is where his mind is. Men have different “mysterious” needs. Even if they have a hundred wives, they’ll still screw other women once she serpents her tongue down his joystick.  A married man can be sexually pleased with their wives but still indulge themselves in extra marital sexual affairs for the thrill, adventure and variety! Macam nak test market lah, laku lagi tak saya ni lepas dah kahwin? Mai kita try test powerrrr tengok… Some may wander off in search for companionship.


She says that husbands stray and tend to look elsewhere to satisfy their sexual need that they may be lacking at home. Although it is true in most cases, it doesn’t apply for every marriage. Has she ever considered that it may be some form of addiction? Maybe he is a sex addict? Maybe he’s as gay as the sun and no amount of pole dancing hooker wife who shoots bananas out of her VJJ can unruffle his raging sexual need for a hot rod… I mean hotdog. Many men I know who are having the shag of their lives at home still screw other women to cater their form of addiction to feed their poor self esteem and near nil self confidence. Some are just colossal fuck-ups. Some are just rapists.
Men are natural fornicators. They want “variety” in whomever/whatever they shove their dicks into. Let’s say a wife plays the part of a high class hooker, yet quipped with the same bag of tricks in the sack and eventually bores the husband to tears. The husband strays and screws another woman for “variety” and she does the same dog trick, he looks for another, and so forth. It is still a form of cheating no matter how much crap they tell their wives or their bros. They hate it when sex gets too routine but doesn’t have the balls to tell their wives. Period.

It is downright criminal for her to initiate such callous jabber  to sway us into believing that a married woman has absolutely no right in defending her honor, but to exclusively honor the rights of her husband’s, however colossal an ass he may be. Wives now don’t have the luxury of staying home, with her legs spread open, fingering herself while waiting for her husband to bring home the ham! A marriage is now about honesty, faith in each other and shared responsibilities. Yes, cosmic earth -shattering sex would be a huge bonus but that isn’t what a real marriage is based on.
A man will stray if the wife is incompetent in bed, but a REAL man will hand her a “Sex For Dummies”  guidebook and walk her through it together. Thus serving a husband like a high class prostitute, as espoused (no pun intended) by the OWC would not guarantee a man from looking elsewhere to fulfill his sexual perversions. Whoever with enough horse sense will realize that “high- class” shagging isn’t always a solution in attaining matrimonial bliss. What if a husband is with a diminishing libido, performs like a jackass in bed and the wife goes astray? Start an Obedient Husbands Club?

Do you think they have a manual on “How To Become An Idiot for Dummies? I should get her a copy. Perhaps a “How To Shut a Callous Blabbering Idiot” guidebook?
 I am tempted to sock her lights out.
 Well, at least we now know what “Saint of Stupid” moonlights as soon as she’s done for the day at the office.

1 comment:

  1. Well, Miss Thoughts, good to see you are back.
    I was not shocked at the statements issued from the OWC. Malaysia, being a maritime nation, has many red herrings to offer our press in their perpetual sleight of hand on the government's behalf.
    What I find tragic is, that women have turned out to be women's worst foe. So many of you have given your blood to further the cause of gender equality and empowerment, and we have this bunch eroding all your efforts in one fell swoop. Were they men, I would assign blame on masculine stupidity but whither that of these women?
    We have exceedingly more pressing issues that needs time, work and attention than to allow these knotted-knickered dilapidated dames the 15 minutes of notoriety that they are unworthy of.
    I believe that anyone who buys the OWC's wares deserve their money's worth.

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